December 2011
Me: I love this band
Annoying bitch: Me too!
Me: Do you have all their albums
Me: Do you know their pets names
Me: Do you know their dick size
Annoying bitch: N-...
Me: Do you know their favorite color
Me: Do you have their birthdays memorized
Annoying bitch: ...
Me: That's what I thought
my kids: mommy and daddy how did you two meet
me: the internet honey he reblogged my picture and that's when i knew he was dtf